Okay, this process mentioned above involves some extremely easy steps that may be too hard for you. If you find you can’t do this, than try something else, like saying the alphabet without moving your lips or your tongue. If you can’t do this, you’ve got problems.
Let me tell you before I begin, that this comes from the Big Book of Boy Stuff by Bart King. If I were you, I would get this book right now because it will keep you occupied until next December.
You need: your sister’s lip gloss
1. Take off the cap, but make sure you DO NOT get rid of it. This is what you will be firing.
2. Remove the bottom rotating piece at the bottom. This is tough. Try to dig your finger in there and pop it out. Save this also.
3. Remove the cup that holds the lip gloss or balm or whatever girls call that stuff. Dig out anything that is left in the cup.
4. Turn the cup upside down and push it back in to the base of the tube.
5. Take that rotating thing with the long twist plastic part sticking out of it from step 2. Screw this back into the hole where it originally came from and leave it hanging off a little bit. This is the firing mechanism of your gun.
6. Put the cap on.
7. Hold your contqainer firmly. Aim it at something, and with the hand that is not holding it, strike really hard so that the cap flies off into the sky.
Note: do not do this in school.
And just for the record, The Big Book of Boy Stuff is completely amazing. I never would have known this if it wasn’t for this book.
Hey, guess what!! I’m gettin’ a snake!!! It will look like this… How cool is that? You know, I don’t know why I’m asking so many obvious questions.
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