Archive for January, 2009

25
Jan
09

Bloons Challenge

Your challenge is to beat every bloons-related game ever created.  That includes bloons, more bloons, even more bloons, all the bloons player packs, and the 3 bloons tower defenses. 

All the Same by Sick Puppies

24
Jan
09

Message of the Day

Today’s message is: Don’t throw cans.  Under no circumstances should any can throwing take place.

22
Jan
09

Game of the Time-Period-More-Than-A-Week-But-Less-Than-A-Month (CPU)

Warlords: Call to Arms.  You can play this game on game websites such as www.kongregate.com or www.addictinggames.com.  The object is to pick a race and try to get your army to the other side of the screen before your opponent does.  You can choose from men like spearmen and swordsman, to cavalry and mages.                  

19
Jan
09

How to Win a Snowball Fight

Over the course of many years, I have learned that there are many secrets to winning a snowball fight, and I have decided to share them with the world.

Step 1: Making a fort.

Fortifications are a big part of a successful snowball fight and you need to know how to make them.     First, find some snow.  It doesn’t matter where you get it from ( I like to use snow shoveled away from my driveway) as long as it’s there.  Make a snowball (I hope that doesn’t need an explanation) and roll it around in all the snow as if you were making a snowman.  Set your cclump of snow where you wish to make the fort.  Do this twice more and set each clump side by side.  Pack it all in with some extra snow.       (You may want the fort to go all the way around you.  This is fine also.  Just make sure there’s enough room for you and for a barrage of snowballs.)  Once all this is finished, add some loose snow on the top of your clumps.  Dig your hand through this snow to make a small hole.   Now pack the layer of snow and you have yourself a peephole.  Another good idea is to pour cold water onto this area so it becomes a layer of ice.           Clear out the area where you will be located and clear all the snow out.   Make your fort bigger and stronger if you need to, and add some more water, and you will have yourself a snow fort.

Alternative: Instead of using huge snowballs for the walls of your fort, fill a tupperware container with snow, pack it in, and thenn remove it.  You will be left with a block of snow.  You can use these instead for your walls.

Don’t forget to be original.  Add any decorations you want!!!

Step 2- Strategy and ammunition-     Start making your snowballs.  I suggest about 25, but you may need more or less.  A good method is to use YELLOW snowballs to gross out your opponent(s).  Another good strategy is to pretend you are retreating from your opponent(s) but to have extra snowballs behind a hill or a tree.  Try to stealthily lead your opponent(s) to these areas.             If you are losing, play defensively, but never just run away from your opponent(s).  Always have more munitions, whether they’re stashed in your fort, or hidden somewhere else.  If all else fails and you are without ammunition and an opponent is coming at you, spray some of that snow on the ground right in their face!!   Make sure they don’t see it coming.  Do not waste your snowballs!!!!!! This happens way too many times.      Make sure not to throw ice or rocks at your opponent(s), because that is really just plain mean.

Tips

Don’t just keep the snow in your hand or you will just feel numb and thats not fun.  Wear gloves if you have to.

It’s not about winning, it’s about… oh wait, it is about winning.

 

17
Jan
09

Eragon… Eldest… ????

That’s right, BRISINGR.  If you have no idea what I’m talking about, please go to the nearest library/bookstore and look up the book Eragon… aka the 14th best book everr!!!!!!!!!.   When you’re done, go back and get the book Eldest… aka the 15th best book ever!!!!!  When you finish that, go get the book Brisingr, because that’s just as good as the other two. 

02
Jan
09

Madden NFL 09

For X-Mas, I bought myself Madden 09.    The game is awesome, but the best part was definately the soundtrack.  I loved a lot of the songs on there.  This is a ‘top 5′ countdown of my favorites.

#5) The Real World   by All American Rejects

#4) We Made It      by Busta Rhymes feat. Linkin Park

#3) Workin’     by Young Dre the Truth feat. Good Charlotte

#2) Don’t Stop    by InnerPartySystem

#1)   Drum roll pleeezzzzzzz

Hammerhead     by The Offspring