This is a baseball related post. It will include everything from the best baseball jokes to my pick for the perfect roster.
There’s something odd about this pic, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Just kidding, it’s kind of obvious. 
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Top baseball jokes # 5, and #4
#5 A rookie pitcher is making his MLB debut, and walks 6 batters right off the bat. The manager walks out to the mound and pulls out the pitcher. He then slams his glove onto the turf, and yells “Why’d he take me out when I had a no-hitter going?!”
#4 Two men have been best friends for years when one becomes very ill. His buddy says to him “When you die, can you tell me if they have baseball in heaven?” His friend nods, and he dies the next week. A few nights later, the surviving friend hears a voice: “I have good news and bad news. THe good news: there’s baseball in heaven. The bad news: you’re pitching on Tuesday.”
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Haha. May the force be with you.
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The ultimate roster:
1st Base: Albert Pujols
2nd Base: Chase Utley
Shortstop: Derek Jeter
3rd Base: Alex Rodriguez
Center Field: This is a toss-up between Grady Sizemore and Josh Hamilton.
Left Field: Matt Holliday
Right Field: Ichiro Suzuki
Catcher: Joe Mauer
D.H.: Milton Bradley
Do you agree, disagree, please comment to tell me
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Top baseball jokes 3, and 2
#3 One day, during a first grade geography class, a teacher wa sasking students where certain cities can be found. She asked “Who knows where Pittsburgh is?” A small boy named Jimmy raises his hand and says “Pennsylvania.” She then asks “How about Detroit?” A girl named Jenny raises her hand and says “Michigan.” The teacher wanted to confuse the students, so she asks, “Where’s Kansas City?” A boy named Tommy waves his hand in the air, and shouts “Pick me, please, I know the answer!!!” The teacher calls on him and he says “Last Place.”
#2 A recently divorced couple with a 12-year-old son decided to move away from each other and go there separate ways. So, the father sat down and talked with his son and he said “Son, I think that it is best that you go and live with your mother.” The kid said “No, I won’t because she beats me.” Then, the mother came in and talked to the son, “I think it is best that you go and live with your father” “NO WAY,” he replied, “He beats me.” So then, both the parents sat down and said to their son, “Well if we both beat you, then who do you want to live with?” The son said, “The Boston Red Sox. They can’t beat anyone.”
#1 The Mets.
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– Funny baseball bloopers (not professional)
Best pitcher ever
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That’s gonna do it for today’s post.
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